Everything Hurts and I’m Dying Racerback Tank

from $16.50
It’s not an exaggeration—it’s a vibe. Whether you just survived a reformer series, a barre burnout, or your instructor’s “just ten more” lie, this racerback tank is your wearable cry for help (and proof you showed up anyway). Lightweight, breathable, and soft enough to cling to your last shred of willpower.

Perfect for when your quads have given up, but your sense of humor hasn’t.

• 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester
• Lightweight jersey to keep you cool mid-meltdown
• Scoop neck + racerback = full range of dramatic sighs
• Self-binding seams in matching colors
• Fabric weight: 4 oz./yd²
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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It’s not an exaggeration—it’s a vibe. Whether you just survived a reformer series, a barre burnout, or your instructor’s “just ten more” lie, this racerback tank is your wearable cry for help (and proof you showed up anyway). Lightweight, breathable, and soft enough to cling to your last shred of willpower.

Perfect for when your quads have given up, but your sense of humor hasn’t.

• 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester
• Lightweight jersey to keep you cool mid-meltdown
• Scoop neck + racerback = full range of dramatic sighs
• Self-binding seams in matching colors
• Fabric weight: 4 oz./yd²
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!